tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.


deltaqoodrem:

Michelle Rodriguez laying down truths
[x]


marea707:

get to know me | Female Characters {6/35} Letty Ortiz in the Fast & Furious Movies.

"Aren’t you team muscle? Don’t make me go over there and make you team pussy."


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I don’t leave prints when I burgle.

ladysatan32:

girly-fanatic:

japanu:

jessepinkmanist:

life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls

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hold in ctrl while clicking

god bless your kind soul

HOLY FUCKING SHIT i LOVE YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

Finally I’ve been trying to figure that out


Most people are better in the abstract


cisandhetphobia:

Dear chubby girls wearing crop tops: please. Continue. Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t. You’re so fucking cute!!! You look absolutely fabulous, if I might add, and your self worth isn’t determined on how men see you.


This is a story about…


favorite fictional females | alison hendrix (orphan black)

"And I thank you. For scrutinizing every detail of my life since the day I moved into this fishbowl. You have pried and snooped and gossiped about me like I was your own personal laboratory subject. How would you like it if I turned your life inside out? If I told all these people that Chad, your husband, slept with the spin class instructor long before me? Well, maybe he acts that way because you BLEW THE ROOFER AT THE CABIN!

royalarmyofoz:

red queen + instagram